she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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