I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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