Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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