I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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