She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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