Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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