It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
be right there i have to get my cape
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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