His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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