What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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