I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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