ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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