You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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