I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
how does that bad decision feel?
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