Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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