know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
Randomize
