In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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