Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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