Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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