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i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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