i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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