Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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