omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
