lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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