I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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