And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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