Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Randomize
