She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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