What a fucking waste of an outfit
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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