I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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