What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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