Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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