oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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