she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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