I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I still have a little drunk in my system
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
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