I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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