We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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