batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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