on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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