that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
