im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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