I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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