didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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