She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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