a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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