Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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