youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
