we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
honey bunches of taint.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
love makes seman taste better
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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