How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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