So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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