Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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