i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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